The poop is poop, and the soil is dirt

One of the (so many) phrases and expressions that remain from our childhood is that of "That does not touch, which is poop", which is the long and explanatory version of "no, poop, poop", with a pat on the hand included when a child, full of curiosity, takes something from the ground that we don't want him to take.

The case is that poop is said so that the child can easily understand it, just as they say “meow” to the cat or “wow” to the dog, and what we are doing is simply complicating things more, because then they will grow and We will change the matter by telling them that it is not "wow", that it is a dog, that it is not "meow", that it is a cat and that it is not "the children", but the children.

Well, the same happens with poop. We teach them that most of the world is poop (at least most of the outside world that they are interested in) and that it is something negative and then, when they are two years old or older, we try to explain that what comes out of the ass is poop and that they have to tell us when they think it will come out.

"When you feel like pooping, you tell me."

And at that point the children are made, sorry for the expression (or not forgive me), the picha a mess. Because they have been discovering that paper candies are candies for over a year but those that do not carry paper are poop, that the sand on the beach is very cool to touch and that it is called sand, but that if you want to take it to your mouth it It turns into a poop, that juices with straw at home are "juices" and are very good, but those in the park are called poop.

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Then we arrive and tell them, "When you feel like pooping, you tell me." Well, "I know when I'm going to have poop, because I've been seeing poop everywhere for over a year ... now I find out that I can poop too."

Also, for more inri, the children's poop comes out the ass and they never see it, because we lie on their backs, we take off their diapers, we cover them quickly so that our nostrils are impregnated as little as possible with the smell and for them "poop" is just a sticky sensation in the ass or something that weighs for a certain time, no more no less.

Everything by name

Therefore the most recommended, so that they understand what each thing is and that the ass will not leave candy sucked or tetra bricks empty and chafados, is to call each thing by name.

The soil is called dirt, sucked or used, and with these words they understand it the same way: "No, honey, that this is dirty", "no, that another person has already sucked it and is on the ground, it is dirty" or "no, it is empty and it is on the ground, it is dirty ”are phrases with the same meaning as“ no, that is poop ”and that serve to reserve the term“ poop ”for baby poop, which will be pearl when we want you to know your poop When we want you to know what it is, where it comes from and where it is going and for that feeling that you know from the moment you were born, because since then it has been falling over, receive a unique definition called “pooping”.

Thus, when our son says "poop", a very easy word for them, we will know what he means and, more importantly, he will know what he means.

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